Dec 19, 2003

Referrer log Lotto 

I get, on average, one hit a day from someone looking up info on the Iran Khodro Samand or it's predecessor, the Paykan. Apparently, what I had to say about the Iranian National Automobile was interesting enough to draw in some folks. It's also all true, as it turns out. From jokestan.cc (which shows up just below me in this Google search) I found a list of jokes that Iranians tell about their own cars. Imagine a whole country full of nothing but Pintos and Pacers. Then imagine how much THAT WOULD SUCK.

Questions about Paykan ....

Q. How do you make a Paykan accelerate 0 - 60 mph in less than 15 seconds?
A. Push it off a cliff.

Q. What is found on the last 2 pages of every Paykan owner's manual?
A. The bus schedule.

Q. What did the auto parts counterman say when the customer said "I'll take a set of wiper blades for my Paykan"?
A. Sounds like a fair trade to me.

Q. Why do Paykans come with heated rear windows?
A. To keep your hands warm while you're pushing them.

Q. What do you call a Paykan at the top of a hill?
A. A mirage.

Q. What do you call two Paykans at the top of a hill?
A. A miracle.

Q. How do you double the value of a Paykan?
A. Fill up the gas tank.

Q. What do you call a Paykan with brakes?
A. Customized.

Q. How do you make a Paykan go faster downhill?
A. Turn off the engine.

Q. Why don't Paykans sustain much damage in a front end collision?
A. The tow truck takes most of the impact.

Q. What do you call Paykan passengers?
A. Shock absorbers.

Q. How do you improve the appearance of a Paykan?
A. Park it between two Porsches.
Sent By: Morad_Malek

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