Mar 26, 2008

So close, yet so far away 

Amid all the hubbub about Hillary's "misspeaking" about her death-defying, world-record-breaking, headlong sprint across the tarmac when visiting Bosnia, I'd like to remind you all that she has far more experience with this than you - or even I - do. Yes, remember folks, Hillary was almost - ALMOST - a Marine.
"You're too old, you can't see and you're a woman," Mrs. Clinton said she was told, adding that the recruiter dismissed her by suggesting she try the Army. "Maybe the dogs would take you," she recalled the recruiter saying.
In her capacity as ALMOST a Marine, she is a far better assessor of what running from snipers would look like. Far better than you, me, Sinbad, anyone. Remember what Hillary said: “I heard the bullets whistle, and, believe me, there is something charming in the sound.”

Well... she ALMOST said it...

Let her keep talking and maybe she'll qualify for a CAR, too. She's ALMOST there, anyway...

UPDATE: Ohhh, beeeyoootiful.

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