May 18, 2008

FEAR me 

That's right, you poor little sheep. F@%*ING FEAR ME. At least, that's what Sen Tom Harkin (D-Ass), would have you do.
[His] family background as the son and grandson of [sailors and Marines] has given him a worldview shaped by the military, “and he has a hard time thinking beyond that,” Sen. Tom Harkin, D-Ia., said Friday.

“I think he’s trapped in that,” Harkin said in a conference call with Iowa reporters. “Everything is looked at from his life experiences, from always having been in the military, and I think that can be pretty dangerous.”

Harkin said that “it’s one thing to have been drafted and served, but another thing when you come from generations of military people and that’s just how you’re steeped, how you’ve learned, how you’ve grown up.”
Well, maybe he wasn't talking about me directly. But I'll bet you can guess who he WAS talking about.

But all you mere mortals should fear me anyway. Remember, I'm the only candidate who's promised you a mountain of skulls... And isn't that the kind of cooperative, reaching-across-the-aisle, leader that you've all been waiting for? In fact, here's my latest campaign ad.

But at least I haven't been "sealed away" from the "realities of war". So I've got that going for me... which is nice.

UPDATE: As Larry pointed out in the comments, Tom Harkin's mouth is writing checks that his body had the chance to cash... but didn't.

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